Brian's Belly Holiday Gift Guide

George Wendt is recognized world-wide for his role as Cheers barfly Norm Peterson. In his book “Drinking With George,” Wendt finds plenty of common ground with his televised alter ego.

The Beerometry t-shirt is a 100% ringspun cotton shirt from CraftBeerClothing.com. It’s proud creators say, “you will probably want to wear the shirt every day, even to church.”

The Boston Beer Company, known for many quality beer styles and a cult of craft beer that now borders on being mainstream, recently released their 2009 batch of Samuel Adams Utopias. Utopias is the flagship brew of their “extreme” beer line.

Billed as “the Rarest Gift,” Johnnie Walker is offering custom engraving on bottles of Blue Label this holiday season… your personal message, logo or crest may be engraved directly into the glass bottle.

With it’s cool-to-the-touch modern technology, the Max Burton 6000 Induction Cooktop will look right at home in your apartment kitchen.

When the keg starts flowing, don’t be caught off-guard. Pack a Port-A-Pint in your pocket and you’ll be ready to knock one back at a moment’s notice.

This fancy Kitchen Cutlery Clock emphasizes the space between meals with a starburst of shimmering kitchen utensils fanned out around a sleek clock face.

Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of meat. The sterile Bacon Strips are cut to look like small slabs of bacon.

The irresistible allure of bacon has crossed over into the world of fashion with this bacon watch.

If youre tired of styrofoam coolers that leak more than a political operative, and rubber “maid” coolers with their fancy bright colors and all, then step up to this aluminum diamond plate ice chest.

Featuring satin finishes and 18/8 stainless steel construction, these handsome stainless steel martini glasses outlast, and keep your drinks colder longer than their glass counterparts.

The KutMaster Diamond Tech martini glasses add an unmistakable style to your bar… moreso if your bar is in your garage, like mine.

What could be cooler than a shot glass made of ice? Four of them. Drink alone, or with your pal Johnny Walker, and his brothers Black and Red.

Frequently loosing your beer at BBQ’s? This may be one electronic solution to the problem. The “Incredible Remote Controlled Beer Pager” locates your lost or stolen beer instantly.

Who says sporks are just for grade school? OK, no one said that, but I was thinking it… a thin, flimsy, plastic spork that I ate oh-so-many horrible USDA Grade-F meat meals with at the cafeteria table.