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  • Aluminum Diamond Plate Ice Chest/Cooler

    If youre tired of styrofoam coolers that leak more than a political operative, and rubber “maid” coolers with their fancy bright colors and all, then step up to this aluminum diamond plate ice chest.

  • Stainless Steel Martini Glasses

    Featuring satin finishes and 18/8 stainless steel construction, these handsome stainless steel martini glasses outlast, and keep your drinks colder longer than their glass counterparts.

  • Remote Controlled Beer Pager

    Frequently loosing your beer at BBQ’s? This may be one electronic solution to the problem. The “Incredible Remote Controlled Beer Pager” locates your lost or stolen beer instantly.

  • Guinness Pub Finder App for iPhone: Fail!

    Guinness recently introduced a pint-sized iPhone app called the Guinness® Pub Finder. The main feature is nice… little Guinness pints locate bars around you on a Google map that serve Guinness. But some faults make the $2 app a waste of good beer money.

  • Bacon Vodka Tastes Like Pig Ass

    Back in June, I excitedly told you about Bakon Vodka, billed as “the only vodka you’ll ever want to use to make a Bloody Mary, a great Bar-B-Q companion and the essence of a delicious crisp slice of peppered-bacon.” Here is our review.

  • Bacon Vodka... Finally.

    Thank you, Conan O’Brien. The new Tonight Show host piqued my taste buds earlier when he mentioned Bakon Vodka in his monologue. Bakon Vodka is a “superior quality potato vodka with a savory bacon flavor.”

  • Powdered Beer

    Wouldn’t it be cool if someone invented a powder that turned regular tap water into beer? Powdered Beer has been formulated by Munich-based research chemist, Hans Schattenhose. All hail Prof. Schattenhose!

  • Hopside Down Beer Glass

    Are you a straight-from-the-bottle beer bottle drinker or do you like unique beer glasses? Or like me, are you a little of both? The Hopside Down glass gives you the look of drinking from a bottle that is upside- er, Hopside™ down.

  • Coleman Stainless Steel Super Cooler

    Stainless steel… a male aphrodisiac if we ever saw one. If women bought men engagement rings, they’d be made out of brushed stainless steel instead of diamonds and gold. With that said, imagine a stainless cooler filled with ice cold beer.

  • Brian's Belly Logo Items

    Through the years, many of you have emailed and asked if we sell t-shirts and other things with our logo on them. Why, we don’t know. But we finally went out and hired some 7 year-olds and put them to work in our sweatshops. The results of their labor are below.