You know the holidays are just around the corner when Think Geek starts to promote their wonderful bacon-based gift ideas. The Sparkling Bacon Ornament is glittery meat and shiny metallic fat that would look stunning on any bacon-lovers Christmas tree.
Attempting to remove religion from the equation, Think Geek says the Bacon Ornament will make your “holiday shrub-of-choice more festive” but we know what them mean.
Nothing says holiday cheer like hanging meat on trees… have a meaty Christmas!
$7 at ThinkGeek.com
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