Beer Quote


All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer.

— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
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    Entries tagged ‘bacon’

    • 011.16.11Bacon Frosting

      Everything needs more BACON! Bacon Frosting is just what you’d expect. It’s frosting that tastes like bacon.

    • 011.16.11Deck the Halls with Sparkling Bacon

      You know the holidays are just around the corner when Think Geek starts to promote their wonderful bacon-based gift ideas. The Sparkling Bacon Ornament is glittery meat and shiny metallic fat that would look stunning on any bacon-lovers Christmas tree.

    • 311.23.10Fizzy Bacon Drink Tablets

      Uh-oh. Bacon flavored products may have just jumped the hog. ThinkGeek is selling tins of Fizzy Bacon Drink Tablets. I think in this case plop-plop, fizz-fizz might be more like the sound of indigestion, not relief.

    • 011.11.10Sizzling Bacon Candles

      You know what’s great about bacon? Everything! Well, health-wise, bacon leaves a lot to be desired. These bacon scented candles may satisfy your baconated cravings when the real thing is not around.

    • 211.4.10Bacon Hot Sauce: Bring on the Heat and the Meat

      ThinkGeek has added yet another delicious bacon product to their line-up. It’s been said that there’s nothing that can’t be improved by the addition of bacon… Bacon Hot Sauce brings the meat and the heat to your next meal.

    • 05.19.10Hamburgers Just Got Healthier

      Not that it would have stopped most of us from devouring our favorite chopped steak, but a recent study from the Harvard School of Public Health says that the heart risk that has been associated with red meat does not come from steak, hamburgers and other non-processed cuts. Now for the bad news…

    • 13.17.10Green Beer, Bagels and Bacon for Paddy

      It’s St. Patrick’s Day. Time to get your green on. Most people get into the spirit with green clothes or accessories or beer… but there are those who dye everything around them an emerald hue.

    • 012.1.09Bacon Bandages

      Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of meat. The sterile Bacon Strips are cut to look like small slabs of bacon.

    • 012.1.09Bacon Watch

      The irresistible allure of bacon has crossed over into the world of fashion with this bacon watch.

    • 78.5.09Bacon Vodka Tastes Like Pig Ass

      Back in June, I excitedly told you about Bakon Vodka, billed as “the only vodka you’ll ever want to use to make a Bloody Mary, a great Bar-B-Q companion and the essence of a delicious crisp slice of peppered-bacon.” Here is our review.

    • 36.3.09Bacon Vodka… Finally.

      Thank you, Conan O’Brien. The new Tonight Show host piqued my taste buds earlier when he mentioned Bakon Vodka in his monologue. Bakon Vodka is a “superior quality potato vodka with a savory bacon flavor.”