I can honestly say that I’ve never been overwhelmed with visions of sugar plums. I don’t really even know what they are. But you know what would REALLY dance in my head? Bacon Candy Canes.
The striped red and white canes of candy forego the classic peppermint smack for the delicious–some might say scrumptious–taste of bacon.
$5 for 6 canes at ThinkGeek.com
Pardon us while we pay for beer...