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Redneck Camouflage 6-Pack Beer Holster

by David Lauterbach
2010 November 15
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Don’t you hate waiting hours on end in your blind or tree stand, only to have that trophy buck spot your shiny beer can from 20 yards out? Don’t let another 8-pointer get away with this self-proclaimed “Redneck” camouflage 6-pack beer holster.

Be the hit of your hunting club or lodge… share a beer with your bivouac buddy… or just plain keep your drinking problem hidden from the game warden!

Fits waist sizes 30″ – 54″, so I think it’s got you covered. Of course, it can hold soda or water too… but don’t be such an ass. It’s meant for beer.

Redneck Camouflage 6-Pack Beer Holster at Amazon.com

Pardon us while we pay for beer...

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beatty

@Underscore: Any low-brow beer will do… except Lobraü

Underscore

Can I put Natty Light in this?

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