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If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.

— Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
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  • The Drinking Jacket 2.0

    Do you enjoy drinking a frosty one outdoors but hate that freezing fingertips feeling? The Drinking Jacket 2.0 is a feature-packed hoodie and the ultimate imbibing buddy! This high-quality hoodie will help you open, transport and consume the beverage of your choice.

  • Princess Leia Gold Bikini Apron

    A long time ago, an iconic director created a masterpiece that changed the way we all looked at science fiction. I’m speaking of course, about George Lucas and the Princess Leia gold bikini.

  • Beer Bottle-Opening Shirt Gets Robotic Too

    Only minutes after posting about the future of beer and the robots that will serve us, I got an email from ThinkGeek about their BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt. Ah, robots… is there anything you won’t be able to do?

  • Brian's Belly Logo Items

    Through the years, many of you have emailed and asked if we sell t-shirts and other things with our logo on them. Why, we don’t know. But we finally went out and hired some 7 year-olds and put them to work in our sweatshops. The results of their labor are below.