Beer Quote


If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.

— Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
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    Entries tagged ‘cheese’

    • 11.12.09His ‘n Hers Nachos

      My girlfriend likes healthy food… and I don’t. If this is also a food dilemma in your life, try these nachos with half-a-healthy twist.

    • 011.16.08Lazy Man’s Chili

      This is a great chili recipe for all of you lazy shlubs out there who want home made chili and want it NOW!

    • 011.16.08Italian Burger

      Mama mia, that’s a spicy meatball. A few simple additions to your ground beef will make this burger as sweet as a sausage.

    • 111.16.08Home Run Chicken

      This was formerly called lazy man’s chicken but the ladies seem to love it so much that my slugging percentage dramatically increases whenever I make it – if you know what mean.

    • 111.16.08Chicken ala Frank

      One day Frank was looking for a way to punch up his classic chicken parm dinner. He stumbled upon his secret ingredient, like so many of us do, while starring into a mostly empty refrigerator.

    • 011.16.08Cluckin’ Bean Chili

      We found something for all you weirdos that like chili but not the beefing kind. This will serve about 6 of you with no seconds, so if you’re hungry plan ahead.

    • 211.16.08Armadillo Eggs

      You’ve heard it before… in Texas they do everything big. So as true as the tale of Pecos Bill ridin’ that tornada from here to the state line, this recipe takes the little bastard that has become known as a popper, and made a big ass deal out of it.