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  • 111.5.08Kevin James

    Take one huge TV, add sports, beer, a couch and a bucket of wings. Mix well.


  • 111.5.08Drew Carey

    Television viewers love the working-class hero. Hand him a beer, and he becomes a God.


  • 111.3.08Caribou Steak

    What the hell is a caribou, and why would you want to eat one? Because you can. Rudolph was a red-nosed caribou, and what an annoying little bastard he was (‘She thinks I’m cute’). He deserved to be eaten.


  • 611.3.08Corned Beef Hash #18

    March 17th may be the greatest day corned beef has ever known, but the day after St. Pat’s is the perfect time to mince the remains of the previous day into a hash fit to side the breakfast of kings.


  • 010.2.08Ancient Yeast Reborn in Modern Beer

    A decade ago scientist Raul Cano drilled a tiny hole into amber (think Jurassic Park) and extracted a tiny colony of bacteria and yeast from a Lebanese weevil that had laid dormant for 45 million years.


  • 010.1.08Anheuser-Busch Launches American Ale

    In what we can only call a ballsy attempt to keep American drinkers blindfolded to what the company is really up too, Anheuser-Busch will launch “American Ale” this week.


  • 07.14.08August A. Busch IV Sells Out America

    Belgian brewer InBev announced earlier that it will buy Anheuser-Busch for $52 billion to create the world’s largest brewer. $70 a share was too good of an offer to keep CEO August A. Busch IV from selling an American icon to a foreign entity.


  • 07.9.08Coors to Brew Far From the Rockies

    Coors beer and the Rocky Mountains was a magical marketing combination for 135 years. But with last week’s merger of the U.S. operations of Coors and Miller, Coors products now will be brewed in such flatland locales as Trenton, Ohio, and Irwindale, Calif.  The brewer will save $500 million from “cross-brewing” at Miller and Coors […]


  • 07.4.08Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Competition Goes to Tie-Breaker

    World-record holder and defending champion Joey “Jaws” Chestnut held on to his hot dog-eating title Friday in an unprecedented tie-breaker at Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July contest.  Chestnut, of San Jose, California, beat rival Takeru “The Tsunami” Kobayashi, of Japan, in a “dog off” in Coney Island where the two contestants battled to see who […]


  • 06.29.08Alcohol is Making Women Fat

    As women catch up with men in the drinking stakes, their waistlines are also catching up with the beer belly, according to health experts.  An English dietitian has given the apple-shaped body type a new name– the wineglass–due to the love of the drink.  Jacqui Lowdon, from the British Dietetic Association, said it was the […]


  • 06.28.08Miller Joint Venture May Give Molson Coors A Leg Up

    So much happening in the Budmillors businesses…  MillerCoors, the new joint venture between SABMiller and Molson Coors Brewing Co., finally takes shape next week.  The joint venture – which closes Monday – will unite the U.S. operations of the two brewers and will help prune costs. It will also create a more formidable rival to […]