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People who drink light beer don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.

— Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
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    • 112.4.16The Mamba Bar Tool

      A few years back, I was enamored by the Snake Bite, an ultra-sleek bottle opener that doubles as my keyring. But I never used the “portable” opener in my home bar. Enter the Mamba.


    • 011.13.14Snake Bite: Forked Church Key & Bottle Opener

      We’ll be blunt: there are hundreds of nice bottle openers on the market and dozens that we’d love to have in our pockets or using in our home bars. But the fork-toothed Original Snake Bite is anything but blunt.


    • 07.13.10Beer Bottle-Opening Shirt Gets Robotic Too

      Only minutes after posting about the future of beer and the robots that will serve us, I got an email from ThinkGeek about their BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt. Ah, robots… is there anything you won’t be able to do?


    • 13.23.10Click Here For Beer

      I can’t tell you how often I kick back to watch a movie with a tall, cold bottle of beer, power up the home theater, and… crap… no bottle opener. Oh, how I wish my remote control had a bottle opener in it.