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Belly Burning Buffalo Wings

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by David Lauterbach
2008 November 16
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I’ve been all around this great country of ours and I’ve tried a lot of Buffalo wings… sometimes they get it right, and hot means HOT. But most of the time, they’re served up weak and you end up loading them up with the hot sauce on the table just so you can feel like there’s something in your mouth. And guys like us are always looking to out do one another when it comes to how hot we can handle it… your buddy orders his atomic, so you order yours insanely atomic… I’ve been there. So with that in mind I’ve created Belly Burning Buffalo Wings.

Honestly, there are quite a few buffalo wing recipes out there, and they’re all the same… but these are about the hottest you’ll enjoy before you can’t feel your lips anymore.

Another word about this recipe… I never seem to make wings the same way twice, and each time I make them, I like them that way the best.  So with that in mind, I have modified this to be an all-purpose recipe… whether you want to bake, fry or grill your wings, this is the one-and-only Buffalo wing recipe that you’ll ever need.  It’s easy to scale too… for 2lbs use 1/2 stick of butter and, er, half of whatever 3/4 of a cup is for the hot sauce, and etc.

    Ingredients:

  • 4 pounds of chicken wings
  • 1/4 pound butter
  • 3/4 cup of Frank’s Red Hot sauce or an equivalently hot sauce
  • 1/4 cup of Tabasco sauce
  • 1 teaspoon of Dave’s Insanity Sauce (or your favorite brand of “insanely” hot sauce or anything else you want to use to make this unique)
  • 1/4 cup of vinegar
  • 2 or 3 tablespoons of McCormick’s Montreal Steak Seasoning
  • 1 teaspoon of Cayenne pepper (my favorite pepper)
  • cooking oil (if you are frying)
  • 2 or 3 tablespoons of olive oil (baking or grilling)
  • celery & blue cheese are optional (just like at Hooters)
  • lots of beer to wash it all down

Prepare the wings by cutting them into two sections and toss the tip… they don’t need it anymore and you’re not gonna eat it.

In a bowl, mix the wings with 2 or 3 tablespoons of olive oil (or whatever oil) and shake on the the McCormick’s Montreal Steak Seasoning (man, that stuff is good) and the Cayenne pepper (man, that stuff is good too).

Fry way: Start getting your deepest frying pan (or your fryer, if you have one) warmed up with enough oil to cover one layer of wings completely. You can tell when the oil is hot enough by sticking something like a wooden match or the end of a wooden spoon into the oil. If the oil bubbles around it, it’s hot enough to fry. If you put food into oil before it is hot enough, it will just soak into the food and make it excessively greasy. Fry the wings about 10-12 minutes… don’t try to cook them all at once unless you have a huge fryer. Six or seven at a time may be all your pan can handle before the oil bubbles over.

Bake up!: Oven to 400. Use a big pan (or two) so that you can spread the wings out in one layer, or two the most.  Keep the wings covered for the first :30 minutes, uncovered for the last :30 minutes. Time is approximate… oven temps are a bitch.

Grill ‘em: Spray your grill with non-stick spray.  Light it and get your (probably) gas grill as hot as you can. After you put the wings on in a single layer, lower the heat way, way down.  Grill times and temps vary with size, BTU’s and yes, grill quality, but I’ll start with about :30 minutes.  Rotate each wing once.

Melt the butter in a saucepan and add the vinegar and the Red Hot, Tabasco & Dave’s Insanity Sauce. If you’ve never tried Dave’s now is the time, and for Christ’s sake, go easy on the Insanity sauce if it’s your first time! Why are we adding three different hot sauces? Cause each of the two off the shelf sauces has a slightly different taste and the Dave’s adds the serious heat. When the butter is all melted and everything is mixed together, turn the heat way down low to keep the pan warm.

When your wings are done, drain them off (if you fried or baked) and toss them in the hot sauce in a large bowl.  Mix well.

Serve em up with the celery sticks and blue cheese dressing… they can really help take the edge off. Oh, and don’t forget to drink beer with them… even though beer will NOT help sooth the heat, it’s the most important part of the winged experience.

7 Comments from the Chuckle Patch leave one →
2009 May 18
Dennis Strickhausen permalink

AWESOME!!! INCREDIBLE!!! I LIVE ONLY TWO HOURS FROM MEXICO AND TWO HOURS FROM THE ALAMO IN CORPUS CHRISTI TEXAS ON THE GULF COAST. I’VE ADDED THIS RECIPE TO MY KITCHEN COOKBOOK. NOBODY COMES TO MY HOUSE NOW UNLESS THE “”HURT”" THEMSELVES ON THIS. THANKS AMD GOD BLESS.

2009 July 26
Herman Peter permalink

I have used “Daves Insanity Sauce” many times and can tolerate it but would not
recomend it to anyone that is an occasional chili pepper user or is not a seasoned
chili head.

The recipie is great and have added it to my collection.

Thanks

2009 August 30
Don permalink

I live in Rochester NY and we’re arguably the second best place in the country for wings. I’ve been traveling for work for 13 years, and only in the last 5 years have chicken wings been good outside of the Buffalo / Rochester area. I would consider Hooters to be some of the worst wings out there, in a league with TGI Fridays and Applebees. I am however thanful for chains like Buffalo Wild Wings because their hottest sauce can wake me up in the middle of the night. Your recipe looks good but I wouldn’t consider the Montreal seasoning. I use clarified butter, Franks Red Hot, Daves Insanity, cayenne pepper, Habanero Pepper (powdered), white vinegar, and a little honey which helps the sauce stick to the wings.

2009 December 16

Oh my goodness! Reading this was making me sweat. I’ve been looking for an impressive recipe for hot wings at my church function for New Year’s Eve, and well I found it. I can’t wait to make these, my church family will literally be experiencing flames of hell in their mouths!

2010 February 7
jerry permalink

daves is just to hot and has no taste ,i like texas pete just my 2 cents worth

2010 March 26
Shawn permalink

Texas Pete is for wimps!

2010 June 7
Jimbone permalink

Dave’s insanity is for wimps. Dave’s Ultimate Insanity is recommended if using Dave’s. Or try something like 357 Mad Dog. Or a drop of “The Source”

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