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"Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die."
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This month: Oktoberfest Biers

In 1810 some bier loving German royalty decided to get married (Crown Prince Ludwig and Princess Theresia of Bavaria if you really must know). It was their very successful 16 day celebration starting in late September and continuing on through October that later became the annual event known as Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany.

Octoberfest in America

Beer drinking Americans tend to celebrate Octoberfest only when prompted by marketing & advertising by big-label bottlers... and we tend to prefer the "c" spelling variation.

The 2016 festival begins September 17th and goes until October 3rd. Check out some Oktoberfest Biers you can buy here in the U.S. for your own tent party... Oh, and don't forget the big-ass pretzels.

Check out: Oktoberfest Biers

Other pages of interest:

Irish Brew Overview
Cinco de Mayo Cervesa
Winter Brew Overview

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Current Beers:

  • 02.20.15Anchor Liberty Ale: The Prodigal Son Returns!
    3.73 average, 71 votes

    I sometimes feel like the prodigal son when I’m out in the pubs or at my local beer warehouse, pulling down bottles of every strange brew I’ve never before sampled. After all the sampling, and all the experimenting, I often find myself coming home and popping open a bottle of a tried and true favorite masterpiece. Such is the case with Anchor Liberty Ale.

  • 01.15.15Abita Purple Haze: Was In My Brain
    3.74 average, 82 votes

    I’ve been drinking a fair amount of Abita beer over the last month or two. I’m trying to identify a house signature while at the same time becoming familiar with the entire Abita family of beers. It’s not that I find Abita particularly fascinating — I don’t, mostly because their beers tend towards lighter bodied brews than I usually prefer, but I enjoy the tasting challenges anyway. My latest foray into the Abita product line is Purple Haze.

  • 21.3.15Abita Amber: Light and Uninspiring
    3.69 average, 72 votes

    While sharing his wisdom on life with Bart one day, Homer Simpson told his son to never be afraid of weasling out of things. “It’s what separates men from animals…except for weasels.” he said. I couldn’t agree more, and while I’ve been weasling out of finishing up with my tasting notes on the Abita product line, I’m finally figuring that maybe I should be un-weasel like today and pop open a cool Abita Amber and see how it stacks up against the rest of the Abita stable of brews.

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