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  • 0Cooking Glossary: Common Cooking Terms January 20, 2011

    …the shrimping boat. You can also do this to the underside of the shrimp and remove the white vein. DICE Cut into small pieces. We’d like to say dice-sized, but its actually smaller. EMULSIFY…

  • 6Corned Beef Hash #18 November 3, 2008

    …7;re a baby. More if you’re a man. Pull the leftover corned beef apart with your fingers then dice until you have a pile of shredded beef. Leave enough fat on the meat or your hash will dry out…

  • 0Bowl of Red (Chili) November 16, 2008

    …good and brown put it in a bowl. Turn the heat in your big pan down a little bit and throw in your diced onion, as much garlic as you’d like and brown it. As it starts to brown put a…

  • 0Cluckin’ Bean Chili November 16, 2008

    …ed kidney beans 2 whole large chicken breasts salad oil 2 green bell peppers, diced 1 medium onion, diced 1 clove garlic, minced 1 tablespoon chili powder 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin (tee hee) 1 28 oz…

  • 0Mom’s Drunk Tater Salad November 16, 2008

    …it’ll just “ditry” your salad a bit. Add to the mix of onion, celery, and pickle. Dice the eggs and throw them in too. Now, you’ve got to use your hands, both of them, to stir this…

  • 0Lazy Man’s Layered Dip November 16, 2008

    Ingredients: Lazy Man’s Chili Cream cheese One diced tomato Perhaps some jalapenos First make my Lazy Man’s chili. Then take a large pan or flat serving bowl. Spread 1/2 inch of cream…