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Brewzer Keychain Pocket Tool

by David Lauterbach
2010 March 26

I swear, I haven’t been looking for bottle openers to post this week, I’ve just been coming across a lot of them in the last few days… spring is clearly bottle opener season.  The last two openers were pretty random tech mashups that may or may not have a place in your life.  But this one is different.

Brewzer Pocket ToolThe Brewzer Keychain Pocket Tool from PocketToolX may be, as the site says, the only keychain bottle opener that you will ever need.  It is made out of high-grade, long-lasting, hardened stainless steel and has a slick beer bottle shaped hole to clip it on your keyring.

Aside from being a good-looking, heavy-duty, pocket-sized bottle opener, the multi-purpose flat tip is a pry tool, a scraper tool, and a flat head keychain screwdriver. The tip is notched to allow you to tear open packages or can be used as a beer shotgun tool.

Possibly the best part of the Brewzer?.. It’s made in the USA.

It’s a great design, to say the least. Available as a pre-order right now for $19, and shipping mid-April, just in time for bottle opener season.

PocketToolX via Gizmodo.

Pardon us while we pay for beer...


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