I told my wife she had two choices she could be married to a murder or an alcoholic. Basically that was the only thing keeping me from killing just about everyone around me. She said that she didn’t like being married to a drunk so I abliged and quit drinking for a time. I was just thinking of her the other day while I was having a beer and thought she was right about marriage. I hope nobody digs her up because I’d hate to have to quit drinking again.<br />
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please relax I really didn’t kill my wife but I have erased all memories of her daily with mass quanities of alcohol and porn.
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