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The only dangerous amount [of alcohol] is none.
Michael Clarke Duncan will star in comedy troupe Broken Lizard’s fifth film, “The Slammin’ Salmon.” The movie is set in a Miami restaurant owned by Cleon “Slammin’” Salmon (Duncan), a brutal former heavyweight boxing champion who institutes a competition to see which waiter can earn the most money in one night. Broken Lizard returns to […]
A lot of recent emails to the site have started with “why aren’t you adding news anymore?” One anser to this wood be, because we are too drunk to type with any acurracccyie. Another answer is that the news has been boring us… talk about SAB Miller and Budweiser and the new beers that they […]
The problem with being a couch potato is that every once and a while you have to get up to grab a new beverage. Walk no longer. Make way for the world’s first remote controlled beer cooler. The RC Cooler Robot from Interactive Toy made its debut at the 2008 CES. It’s an inflatable cooler […]
Irish police were hunting for a beer bandit who stole 450 full kegs from the Guinness brewery — the largest heist ever at Ireland’s largest brewer. National police said a lone man drove into the brewery — a Dublin landmark and top tourist attraction — on Wednesday and hitched his truck to a fully loaded […]