i got the best one the one and only Santa Clause

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  • April 15, 2003 at 7:00 am #6849
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    "Eat Poppa, eat. Nobody wants a skinny Santa Claus." – Mrs. Claus<br />
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    I’m all for the big guy. He’s just never hit the North Pole Brewery for a Pole Porter or a Rudolph Red Ale or a Santa Stout. Not publicly, anyway.<br />
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    He’s got the big and jolly going for him, but to be a Hall of Famer Santa needs to loosen that big black belt and belly up to the bar.<br />
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    I hope this doesn’t ruin my chances for the new H2 I’m expecting under the tree this year.<br />
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    Happy Passover!

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