Anheuser-Busch on Thursday rolled out fruit-flavored versions of its Michelob Ultra brand as the nation’s largest brewer continues to saturate the market with useless beers.<br />
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The fruit-infused beers are available from now through Labor Day and come in three flavors… Pomegranate Raspberry, Lime Cactus and Tuscan Orange Grapefruit.<br />
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The St. Louis-based company is promoting the beers as perfect for backyard grilling and summertime picnics, however Brian’s Belly is advising that anyone caught bringing these to your next barbeque should have the Lime Cactus beer poured over their eyeballs.<br />
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If you’re planning a <em>picnic</em> though, then this Bud is for you, Mary.
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