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The Cream of the Crop
By Chef Executive David Lauterbach
Ive always considered myself an astute, accomplished beer drinker. I like a variety of styles and brands and Im familiar with what is on the market, what Ive been meaning to try, and what I wouldnt try in a million years. For example, if a naked bossomy blonde were sitting on my knee begging me to drink a Corona Light, I would pass on this offer knowing that I will live to see the day that mankind discovers that Corona Light is actually Mexican water with LESS urine than a regular Corona.
A fan of most of the beers of Samuel Adams, I was delighted & surprised to find a brew that I guess I just never found the time for. I recently had the opportunity to try for the very first time, Samuel Adams Cream Stout. This thing has an intense, rich flavor that I just cant get enough of.
As its name implies, it is a stout and it has all of the well-earned characteristics of the stouts you have known & grown to love I think its safe to say that the malty, thick flavor of a stout is acquired- I have yet to see some piss-ass punk in college enjoy (or even be able to afford) a good stout.
Jim Koch, the man with the "thick headed" reputation, builds upon the full-bodied, coffee-like flavor that you would find in any good stout and adds a toasted chocolate malt flavor that goes down with a sweet finish- but not sweet enough to make you forget youre drinking a beer. Cream stouts are traditionally the richest & sweetest of the stouts, but Jim really gets the balance between body and sweetness right. Go Jim.
I wish I had tried this stuff out sooner, it turns out its been around since 1991 where the hell have I been? Although I have to say, after a six pack of these Im almost 1200 calories in the hole but since when did counting calories stop anyone here at the Belly?
Still, you wouldnt want to make Sammy As Cream Stout a habit. Its great as a treat (go on, you deserve a beer) but I couldnt live on this alone and I couldnt drink this with too many meals. It definitely punches up a burger and fries but be prepared to spend a little time with your pants button open (remember, one open button is fine, but once the zipper drops, its sexual harassment).
A really bad rumor at more than one of my local beer distributors is that this beer has gone seasonal, or at worse, has been eliminated from the Sammy Adams line. I encourage you to hit the store and get yourself some if this is true, but I have been able to find it at select distributors in quantity for my creamy fix. [UPDATED: Tara Heath of The Boston Beer Company assures me that is not true, however Honey Porter, White Ale and Scotch Ale lovers aren't so lucky as these brews were discontinued].