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    to all the girls i loved before and to all the girls i did on the floor<br />
    to all the girls i kissed at the bar then did in my car. :P<br />
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    Just the other night the Damn Hiway cops felt like breaking balls and closed the out gate to the manhattan Beach parking lot.<br />
    they knew that was me way back in the shadows doing the nasty to judy. }:-) <br />
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    I damn near blew out all the tires trying to go over the in gate, this caused her cell phone to fall from her pants onto the car floor. thank the beer gods i got to the car first the next morning to take the bride to the dentist

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