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Entries tagged ‘ThinkGeek’

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  • 06.4.12Butterfly Knife Bottle Opener

    This Butterfly Knife Style Bottle opener from ThinkGeek looks just like a butterfly (or Balisong) knife and it can do all the same tricks you can do with a butterfly knife with the added benefit of opening bottles.


  • 011.16.11Bacon Frosting

    Everything needs more BACON! Bacon Frosting is just what you’d expect. It’s frosting that tastes like bacon.


  • 011.16.11Deck the Halls with Sparkling Bacon

    You know the holidays are just around the corner when Think Geek starts to promote their wonderful bacon-based gift ideas. The Sparkling Bacon Ornament is glittery meat and shiny metallic fat that would look stunning on any bacon-lovers Christmas tree.


  • 03.9.11Princess Leia Gold Bikini Apron

    A long time ago, an iconic director created a masterpiece that changed the way we all looked at science fiction. I’m speaking of course, about George Lucas and the Princess Leia gold bikini.


  • 311.23.10Fizzy Bacon Drink Tablets

    Uh-oh. Bacon flavored products may have just jumped the hog. ThinkGeek is selling tins of Fizzy Bacon Drink Tablets. I think in this case plop-plop, fizz-fizz might be more like the sound of indigestion, not relief.


  • 011.11.10Sizzling Bacon Candles

    You know what’s great about bacon? Everything! Well, health-wise, bacon leaves a lot to be desired. These bacon scented candles may satisfy your baconated cravings when the real thing is not around.


  • 211.4.10Bacon Hot Sauce: Bring on the Heat and the Meat

    ThinkGeek has added yet another delicious bacon product to their line-up. It’s been said that there’s nothing that can’t be improved by the addition of bacon… Bacon Hot Sauce brings the meat and the heat to your next meal.


  • 19.22.10Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter

    Those clever inventors at Think Geek have done it again and brought more geek cred to our dining room table. The Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter is an officially licensed Star Trek collectible.


  • 07.13.10Beer Bottle-Opening Shirt Gets Robotic Too

    Only minutes after posting about the future of beer and the robots that will serve us, I got an email from ThinkGeek about their BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt. Ah, robots… is there anything you won’t be able to do?


  • 05.13.10WaveBox Portable Microwave for Hot Pockets on the go

    Want to be the first guy at the job site to heat his pastrami sandwich in his high-tech lunchbox? How about the only one at the office who cooks his Ramen at his desk? For me, I just want to heat a few frozen White Castle’s in my garage without my significant other knowing. Meet the WaveBox, a 600-watt, AC/DC-powered instant kitchen.


  • 14.2.10Biohazard Drinkware

    Polluted Glasses are 10 oz. glasses shaped like a 55-gallon barrels with etched radioactive signs on them.