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Fizzy Bacon Drink Tablets

by David Lauterbach
2010 November 23
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Uh-oh. Bacon flavored products may have just jumped the hog. ThinkGeek is selling tins of Fizzy Bacon Drink Tablets.

The tablets do exactly what you think a fizzy bacon drink tablet might do… they turn any liquid into a fizzy, bacon-y, effervescent drink. So add a tab to beer… bacon beer, add a tab to Mountain Dew… bacon dew, you get the idea.

Problem is, I’ve had Bakon Vodka… and as unique of a gift as it might make, a good beverage it is not. So add bacon tablets to your beverages at your own risk!

I think in this case plop-plop, fizz-fizz might be more like the sound of indigestion, not relief. If anyone has tried these, I would LOVE to know what you think.

Fizzy Bacon Drink Tablets at ThinkGeek.

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I’ve tried them. They didn’t fizz.

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eewww… hahaha! people come up w/ silly products sometimes. but hey, it might work for others. as for me, i’ll stick w/ bacon in my food please, not drinks.

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Do the Bacon Dew!