Beer Quote


Always carry a large flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

— W.C. Fields
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The Shopping Block

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  • Redneck Camouflage 6-Pack Beer Holster

    Don’t you hate waiting hours on end in your blind or tree stand, only to have that trophy buck spot your shiny beer can from 20 yards out? Don’t let another 8-pointer get away with this self-proclaimed “Redneck” camouflage 6-pack beer holster.

  • Sizzling Bacon Candles

    You know what’s great about bacon? Everything! Well, health-wise, bacon leaves a lot to be desired. These bacon scented candles may satisfy your baconated cravings when the real thing is not around.

  • Turducken for Thanksgiven

    Not unlike the delicious deep fried turkey, the turducken has swooped in as one of the birds that all the cool kids will be eating this Thanksgiving.

  • Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter

    Those clever inventors at Think Geek have done it again and brought more geek cred to our dining room table. The Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter is an officially licensed Star Trek collectible.

  • Beer Bottle-Opening Shirt Gets Robotic Too

    Only minutes after posting about the future of beer and the robots that will serve us, I got an email from ThinkGeek about their BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt. Ah, robots… is there anything you won’t be able to do?

  • Turbo Que Grilling Fan

    We usually dislike so many things that Brookstone sells for your grill, so it was nice to see something that looked like it might be helpful for certain types of grilling. The Turbo Que is a fan that turns your gas grill into a convection oven.

  • WaveBox Portable Microwave for Hot Pockets on the go

    Want to be the first guy at the job site to heat his pastrami sandwich in his high-tech lunchbox? How about the only one at the office who cooks his Ramen at his desk? For me, I just want to heat a few frozen White Castle’s in my garage without my significant other knowing. Meet the WaveBox, a 600-watt, AC/DC-powered instant kitchen.