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Brian's Belly Holiday Gift Guide

Kris?Brian's Belly knows what you need to make guys happy when it comes to gift-giving. We are chock full of gift ideas for the man who likes to eat, drink and relax- there isn't a goodie here that we wouldn't give ourselves. Find something for your buddy or your hubby in The Belly's Holiday Gift Guide.

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  • Jager Bomb Shot Glasses

    Yeah, it’s fun to drop your shot glass into a pint glass as you hoist it up into the air to pound down… but how about an elegant way to drink your Jager bombs? These special shot glasses may be the answer.

  • Fizzy Bacon Drink Tablets

    Uh-oh. Bacon flavored products may have just jumped the hog. ThinkGeek is selling tins of Fizzy Bacon Drink Tablets. I think in this case plop-plop, fizz-fizz might be more like the sound of indigestion, not relief.

  • Presto FlipSide Belgian Waffle Maker

    A good number of years ago, I banished frozen waffles from my freezer and gullet. They tasted like sponges and always gave me heartburn for some reason. I pushed on through life without waffles… who would have thought I could have made them myself?

  • Sizzling Bacon Candles

    You know what’s great about bacon? Everything! Well, health-wise, bacon leaves a lot to be desired. These bacon scented candles may satisfy your baconated cravings when the real thing is not around.

  • Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter

    Those clever inventors at Think Geek have done it again and brought more geek cred to our dining room table. The Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter is an officially licensed Star Trek collectible.

  • WaveBox Portable Microwave for Hot Pockets on the go

    Want to be the first guy at the job site to heat his pastrami sandwich in his high-tech lunchbox? How about the only one at the office who cooks his Ramen at his desk? For me, I just want to heat a few frozen White Castle’s in my garage without my significant other knowing. Meet the WaveBox, a 600-watt, AC/DC-powered instant kitchen.