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  • Kitchen Cutlery Clock

    This fancy Kitchen Cutlery Clock emphasizes the space between meals with a starburst of shimmering kitchen utensils fanned out around a sleek clock face.

  • Bacon Bandages

    Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of meat. The sterile Bacon Strips are cut to look like small slabs of bacon.

  • Bacon Watch

    The irresistible allure of bacon has crossed over into the world of fashion with this bacon watch.

  • Hot Diggity Dogger

    Pop two wieners and two buns into the specially shaped slots on the Hot Diggity Dogger and in just a few minutes you’ll be chomping on a wiener just the way you like it!

  • Brian’s Belly Logo Items

    Through the years, many of you have emailed and asked if we sell t-shirts and other things with our logo on them. Why, we don’t know. But we finally went out and hired some 7 year-olds and put them to work in our sweatshops. The results of their labor are below.