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  • 66.22.09Get Yer Hot Dogs Here

    Wieners. Foot-longs. Red-hots. No matter what you call ’em, they’re all hot dogs- and the official food of summertime needs no introduction. But since July is National Hot Dog Month we thought we’d give you a little background on the tasty little meat pack that is rich in history and is about more than the lips, assholes and old shoes you thought.


  • 45.18.09Guide to Buying, Maintaining and Mastering Your Grill

    Grilling the perfect meal is not quite as easy as it looks, especially if you’re working with a barbecue that should be condemned. Do you even know where to start if you need to buy a new grill to replace that pile of rust oxidizing out on the deck? Be prepared for your next backyard party. Let our own Belly Buddy Brian Bailey give you a lesson in buying, maintaining and mastering your grill. And all you guys who think you know how to grill may just learn a thing or two as well.


  • 02.2.09Romantic Eatin’

    Valentine’s Day. The consensus on this website is that February 14th equals trouble. Lucky for you Belly Buddy Brian Bailey is a lot more optimistic on this Hallmark holiday and has evolved a plan for a sure hit evening with the ladies that, of course, revolves around a meal.


  • 111.16.08Anchor Bar Buffalo Wings

    Wings cooked with the Original Hot Wing Sauce developed and perfected at Frank & Theresa’s Famous Anchor Bar in Buffalo, New York.


  • 011.16.08Tequila Sunrise Chicken

    Our own Grand Chef brings this to the table. Chicken loaded with jalapenos and Tequila. Get some before he goes back for thirds with a load on.


  • 111.12.08David Wells

    On and off the mound, baseball’s most beloved bad-ass never failed to entertain.


  • 111.3.08Shrimpy Jalapeno Buggers

    I first enjoyed this morsel in a funky restaurant/bar downtown in Manhattan. They are a terrific starter or a party dish. The level of heat depends on the heat of the pepper. These little buggers can burn you mouth so be careful, especially if you’re using the merciless peppers of Quetzlzacatenango! Grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum.


  • 011.3.08Belly Rub

    Here is an all purpose dry-rub recipe that is sure to please all of the subjects at your next barbecue. To make it interesting, we’ve included an easy to follow pork spare rib recipe.


  • 211.3.08Presidente: Hail to el Heffe

    Picture this: you are sunning your fat ass on a pristine white sand beach surrounded by crystal clear blue water, and a bevy of bronzed beauties. There is a cool breeze blowing constantly so you cannot feel the heat as you slowly roast yourself under the scorching afternoon sun of the Dominican Republic. Sound nice? It’s even better when you have a frosty green bottle of El Presidente Cerveza in your hand.


  • 07.13.03Anheuser World Select

    I spent a large part of my Fourth of July day hanging out in a terrific dive on the beach in Santa Monica. The place had no liquor. It was strictly a beer only proposition. All day long shirtless roller bladers and bikini’d sun worshipers filled the place around me.